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10 signs you’re addicted to Pokemon Go

If you’ve installed the app, there’s no going back. Here are 10 signs you’ve lost your sanity to Pokemon Go. Embrace it, sanity is overrated.

    1. You’ve lost the ability to walk down the street normally, because you’re glued to your phone screen in case you miss a Pikachu

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2. You don’t give a shit if you just KO’d a child’s Pokémon at the local gym. This is dog eat dog, bitch

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3. Thanks to Pokestops, you’ve discovered more about buildings in your hometown than the last ten years spent living there

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4. Your phone feels like it’s about to combust and your battery indicator is constantly in the red

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5. You’ve risked life and limb by venturing into a dodgy neighbourhood because you saw a rare Pokemon the map

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6. You make people nervous by pacing around and when someone gives you a weird look, you respond rationally with “I’m just trying to hatch an egg…”

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7. You asked the bus driver to wait because you’re “just catching a Pidgey”

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8. You downloaded some other mobile games which involve a ‘flicking’ motion in a desperate bid to improve your Pokeball throwing technique

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9. You’ve ‘evolved’ whilst on the toilet… and that should never be a sentence

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10. And the one no one will actually admit to – you caught a CP 1000 Charizard last night, got excited, then woke up to your alarm clock ringing and got a sinking feeling when you realised it was just a dream

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Sugar and Games

I'm a video games fanatic with a particular passion for RPGs. I started gaming when I was 5/6 and got into the Pokemon series and have never looked back. I started this blog as a place to share my thoughts on new releases, relive some nostalgia and share upcoming indie games. I run monthly gaming events in Manchester (Manchester Gamers Unite), at which indie devs share pre-release projects they are working on.

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